COMPUTER TALK IN THE REAL WORLD

I hate it when people feel as if they need to talk to me in computer talk, if we are having a face to face conversation and i tell you a joke don't laugh then say "LOL". If I've seen you laugh out loud there is no need to say it. The hatred of computer talk in real conversations also extend towards things such as "TMI" is it so hard to say "to much information". And thats whats grinds my gear.